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The first step is to send me your credit card details and we'll go from there.
I believe it's the national convention of optometrists in Louisville Kentucky. I need some new glasses.
No. But that should be very useful to stir a cocktail.
I doubt it. In reality I've never got as far as F let alone G.
Wagner is not in my repertoire. I suggest you watch Apocalypse Now and play along with the Ride of the Valkyries yourself.
I wish I could but Kermode won't let me since it was hacked by the Mysterons
I agree with your wife. Foreplay is an essential golfing skill to get you onto the green. If you practice enough you might manage a hole in one.
Well, I'm so glad you asked. It has to be the Dallas Cowboys football team after the superbowl. They were all so kind, every single one of them.
Actually I've never driven one but I have had one up my trouser leg once. Caused all sorts of damage.
A notch is a kind of indentation, normally made by a blunt instrument into something soft. Does that help?
With the sound of Music!
I bet you do darling. But that is only for my very special clients and you are not one of them.
Is thoroughly modern. Everything today is thoroughly Gay!
No. But I believe a saracen has been in me.
I didn't know there was a restaurant called Salad Inn.
No. Client confidentiality. Not even Chilcot got that.
You will have to wait for my Kickstarter campaign - coming soon
My suggestion: Ask any Dick. He will tell you.
My garters are not for sale. Try Amazon.
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